HEY HEY HEY GUYYSSS
PUT THE NAME OF A CHARACTER IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT THEM WITH MY REAL VOICE
EVEN IF I DON’T KNOW WHO THEY ARE I’LL LOOK THEM UP AND TRY TO TALK ABOUT WHAT I FIND
I WANNA DO A THING CMON GUYS
Pigeons fell dead three streets away. Hitherto-enthusiastic customers in Mrs. Halifax’s rooms suddenly lost ardour at the worst possible moment. Vampire squid waved their tentacles. I quelled an urge to bring up my mutton lunch.
|— The Red Planet League, from The Hound of the D’Urbervilles (via oursisthekaiju)|
Sebastian Moran meets Moriarty, The Hound of the D’Urbervilles, Kim Newman
|— Colonel Sebastian ‘Basher’ Moran, The Hound of the D’urbervilles (via killerinthecrossfire)|
"Have you been at the diacetylmorphine hydrochloride again?"
Help! I’m In Love With a Dude Who’s In Love With My Cousin and We’re All Having Sex: the nick carraway story
IF YOU DON’T THINK NICK AND GATSBY ARE AT LEAST A LITTLE GAY FOR EACH OTHER THEN REMEMBER THE PART IN THE BOOK WHERE THEY SAID ‘GOODNIGHT’ TO EACH OTHER LIKE 5 TIMES