61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

this is way too hard. so instead here’s a monologue from jackass 2.5 that i think about a lot: “I always thought my whole life that most people could shit on command. I didn’t think that was, like, a real… Some kind of quality that only certain people had. I just thought… It’s hard to pee on command, pee in front of people, but for me, I can just whip my pants down and take a shit pretty much any old time. I’ve made many people puke from shitting. And I’m proud. And I consider myself a professional shitter, which I think there’s very few of. I’m sure there are some others out there, but can you name one? Probably not.”

already answered 62 :/

63. five songs that would play in your club?

if i had a club it’d probably be a themed club, so for the purpose of this ask i’m going to imagine that i run a vampire club like in that one halloween episode of castle:

hammer horror by kate bush (yes it IS a club song), rbb by red velvet, so hot you’re hurting my feelings by caroline polachek, biting down by lorde, and riboflavin-flavored uncarbonated polyunsaturated blood (also 100% a club song). some extras: tainted love by soft cell, you should see me in a crown by billie eilish, and boris the spider by the who

i don’t think many people would come to my club